Yaadein -3, 24th february 2007naghme hain, shikwe hain, kisse hain, baatein hain,baatein bhool jaati hain, yaadein yaad aati hain…ye jeevan dil jani, dariya ka hai paani,paani to bah jaaye…baaki kya rah jaaye..yaadein, yaadein, yaadein….Three and half years.
1.2 billion seconds.
16 % of my life till this date.
This saga of yaadein would have been incomplete without Rajeev, Keshri, Lochan, Vikas, Rajnish, Vinod, Pankaj, Shailesh, Rahul, dearest of all Sawan and all the other fellows with whom I have grown, learned and shared every moment of this 1.2 billion seconds.
The moments of joy, the moments of pain.
Living two thousand miles away from home it never felt alone, it’s been a family, a home.
A home away from home.
Truly.
You must be thinking who are these fellows ??
Can we have more of them ??
Of course.
Rajeev, the dashing guy, finds study a tough task, but whenever decides to do it honestly, every time success kisses him. Nowadays people are fussing about his private life and affairs. He is a mature one. Knows very well what’s right and what is wrong for him. Please let him decide. We have no right whatsoever to have judgements on his personal affairs.
Keshri, the master mind, the computer.
You know once we have a bet that who is faster.Our scientific calculator or he is ??
And you won’t believe he is faster. He calculated those calculations that we gave him in no time. Those were really very tough. And he calculated not up to 3 or 4 digits but more than 8 digits before calculator could answer. It was Mind-blowing.
Vikas, the badminton wizard. He is a true champion. Just watch him play. Full of energy. He was my roommate in hostel during my early days in college.
What a time it was.
A new place, seniors, fear of ragging and all the other stuffs.
We shared not only room but all those whether be it ragging, seniors, and yes, aaloo parathas of hostel canteen (You know what, first time I came to know in the hostel that aaloo paratha might not contain any aaloo, but still it has to be called an aaloo paratha). There was a guy named Madhup who was very much sentimental about the deteriorating aaloo parathas. Whenever he got aaloo parathas without any aaloos, he went complaining to the warden about the parathas holding them in his hands.
He used to ask,” Sir, show me where the aaloo is ??”
The warden could not answer except having a top secret meeting with the cooks. But still aaloo parathas remained same as they used to.
That is hostel. It has to be like that. Very soon we grasped this fact.
Pankaj, an aspiring entrepreneur. And he has the material. The way he managed our project batch was really commendable. And there are lot of instances when he has shown all his devotion, hard work and a lot of patience which only an entrepreneur can possess.
Few words from me. Lage raho Pankaj bhai.
Shailesh, I don’t know why we tease him by calling rubbish things. He is so smart. But who said that rubbish people can’t be smart. At times he may be very much irritating and annoying,
But still he is so naive from bottom of his heart. I know.
Rahul, the synonym of hard work. I always hear from people that hard work doesn’t pay off ? They should see this guy. Four continuous years of hard work, with one aim, to be the best. And he has been the best in our department. What should I say ? Only fellow of our department having an offer worth almost a million from a top MNC. Hats off.
And now let me present you the artist, Lochan.
You’ll ask why he is an artist.
I can put my money to have my say that if Lochan would not have been an engineer then definitely he would have become a script writer in Bollywood.
What a classic way in he writes. Bravo.
I remember an incident. We had a question in our exam to explain all about VSB (vestigial side band, don’t bother for it). Mr. Lochan could not recall exactly what VSB was. He assumed it as video side band and wrote almost 4 pages with all graphs and diagrams which were invented in the exam hall itself. Sanjeev was behind him with whom he confirmed about that and then realized his mistake.
He writes so impressively that even examiner would have thought VSB is video side band and all the fellows who wrote the correct answer could have fetched zero marks.
Thank god and thanks to Sanjeev.Otherwise those fellows could have murdered him.
My dear Vinod or rather our dear Vinod.
This fellow got engaged to a girl back at home as soon as he got the job. Last Semester, due to some political reasons our exams got postponed for ten days. The days were very auspicious. His parents fixed the marriage in those ten days. He went home for the marriage. But suddenly Vice-Chancellor announced that exam would be held at the scheduled dates itself. Poor Vinod. He never tells exactly what happened but we all guess, he must be in his marriage ceremony and only saat phere were due. And suddenly he was informed that he had to get back to college. He left everything there as they were. Pandit chanting the mantras and the bride unable to figure out why her would be husband was running towards Railway Station.
She: kya hua tera vaada, wo kasam wo iraada...
He: mere naseeb mein aye dost tera pyar nahin...
Hey it’s all our guessing. Don’t take it seriously. Okay ??
Sawan, my dearest among all.
There are lots of reasons which have created unsaid bond between us.
The first reason, we had a very little difference in our national rank through which we were admitted to the university. First time I saw him in the counselling for admission. I never expected that this motabhai is going to play a huge role in my forthcoming years. And he has.
My roll no is 10340062 and his one is 10340063.
What’s funny in it ?
The funniest part is whenever results were out; we never looked for our results rather each other’s. He used to see my result and if I was all pass he became happy with this very fact that if saurabh could clear then I must have cleared too. The same applied to me.
Funny ?? It is.
And there are so many occasions when he has been my one of the best buddies supporting me all the way. If I have to write all of them then I have to devote whole yaadein to him. You know this five point buddy, that is me, is now among those few peoples in campus who are having the most number of offers in their hands, and all of them can be fascinating to anyone.
It’s all because of him, Sawan.
I always asked him,” Yar, is there any firm in which I will get a job?”
And he always answered,” Yes my dear, you will.”
His incredible support and faith in me, which even I didn’t have, I can’t explain.
Thanks from deep down from my heart to you Sawan.
Few days back I was having tête-à-tête with him.
I said,” boss, my yaadein is incomplete without you.”
He replied,” so ??”
I told him I wanted to write about him, about us.
He asked ,” such as..”
“You made my life yar,thats what I want to write” I said.
“What rubbish, I didn’t do anything, what you were capable of, placement cell just gave you the opportunities and you grabbed those. As simple as that. You are not going to exaggerate any thing. Are you ??
“I am not going to exaggerate any fact. But I will write. You have played an important role for me in these four years. And my yaadein is incomplete without you.”
“Ok, then write about my placement cell, it was the cell through which our campus saw 35+ top MNC visiting, the value of offers getting increased to incredible 45 % compared to last years, they deserve that applaud, not only me .”
You know at that moment I felt like saluting him. What a man of modesty he is.
“Done, it will be about cell, all of your hard works, all of your funny moments. But on one condition.”
“What ?”
“It will be like I am writing as if you are sharing those moments, it’s like Sawan is talking to us, not Saurabh Pathak, this time I am going to write as Sawan, yaadein-3 is now you, for us.”
Done.
So, here it goes.
My dear Saurabh has compelled me to have some of me with you. I don’t have much for you except my placement cell experiences. My days in it. Me, My hard working mates and my moments of joy. The moments when I enjoyed most.
There were nuisances too and some of my wrong decisions. But l believe in forgive and forget. So, no offenses.
It all starts with my experiences as junior most coordinator in the cell during the placement sessions of our seniors. I never thought of the pressure, expectations and other liabilities attached with this work. But I soon discovered when our placement sessions started. Everybody used to ask me about his job, everyone thought that we are in the cell so we are having our job confirmed and we are the most privileged persons in the campus. Even some of them have complained that we are misusing money. I want to say just one line to all of them.
There is no free lunch.
Anyway, kuch to log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kahna
It was really great having a part of the cell. I enjoyed the liabilities, the hard work. And I am glad that our placement cell has done its job well above its par. We were lucky enough to have a very nice person to be our in-charge. Highly co-operating. But there have been some events of confusions too.
There were confusions and sitcoms. I remember a few of them.
It was April. The days were about to begin. We allotted the first slot to Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) and the second to the Cognizant Technology Solutions (CTS). All was done and only confirmation to the HR manager of TCS has to be informed. We told in charge to call them. He called and confused with TCS and CTS and called the HR manager of CTS.
“Hello, is it CTS Office ?? I am calling from CUSAT...”
Cut.
We cut the phone.
“Sir, we have to call to TCS not CTS” we said.
“Oh, sorry.”
There was another instance. The HR manager of Accenture had to be called and he called in the office of Aztech and allotted the dates of Accenture to them. Thank god we got enough time to rectify the confusion.
ye ladka haye allah kaisa hai deewana.
There were comedies in the interviews also.
When I was in the TCS interview, they asked me to write a program of 8085 microprocessor. I could not recall the instructions. I started writing all of them.
“Finished ?” he asked.
“Sir…”
“Ok, tell me the logic of code.”
Thank god, I explained the logic pretty well.
I am in electronics. Very few core companies for us visited. Most of them were from software side. There was a case with Flextronics software systems. I don’t know why they allowed the electronics people for their selection as they took almost no one from our department.
In the interview :
“You know C (C is a software language) ??”
"yes”
“Pointers ?”
“yes”
“Data structures ?”
“No”
He gave me to write the code for a program. Mind you the program was not in the reach of a normal electronics student.
“Sir right now I don’t know that deep in C, but when I’ll join you, I’ll try to be well versed in all those”.
“Sorry, nobody does that, I have the experience”.
I got furious.
Controlling the emotions I just asked,” If you don’t want to take us, why did you allowed us; normal electronics guy doesn’t know all these.”
“No, not at all, we have got some good candidates from other branches of other colleges”
“You know what sir, even here also we have good candidates, but they don’t sit in these small companies.”
“Thank You Sawan, nice meeting you”
I was not joking. All the creams were got through in the IBM’s ISL(Indian software laboratories).
With the IBM lots of comedies are attached.
In the morning we went airport to pick HR people from IBM. You know what happened. We picked all but left three of them. Half the way they called.
“Where are you ?” they asked.
“Where are you sirs ??” we replied.
“Airport, you left us”
Shit.
And next day when we picked them from hotels, the same thing again happened. This time we left another two.
“Hey, you left us” they called.
“Oh sorry sir” we replied.
“The same thing happened to me yesterday” one of the HR manager who was with us said.
My My.
Those were our real heydays when people tried to avoid IBM. They didn’t sit for it. Oh gosh.
Yes, everybody was looking forward for the ISL and no one for the ASM part of it. And you know for our seniors that ASM was like heaven.
“Don’t you people like to get into ASM ?” HR manager asked us.
“No, sir, we can have better offers.”
“Its IBM dudes.” He tried to force us.
“So what ?” we answered.
Cool. Isn’t it ??
When Fidelity Investments came for recruitment, all of them were ladies in their early thirties looking gorgeous. When they entered in the auditorium for the placement talks, whole auditorium cheered as if super models were walking on the ramp.
I know why they cheered.
Dil hai ki manta nahin.
When I went to airport to pick HRs from Delphi Corporations, one lady HR was there.
Oh, what beautiful lips she had. I kept looking for a while on them like mungerilal.
“Idiot, what are you doing, they have come to recruit guys from your department. Even you have to sit for it” I thought and suddenly got attentive.
I was not alone to fall in love at first sight with the lady HRs.
There was an event when a guy named Aditya wrote a poem for a beautiful lady HR from HCL tech. and recited it in his interview.
Rehna hai tere dil mein.
Maddy. Who will go to office then ??
Candle light romantic dinner. You all have heard about it.
But candle light romantic interview ??
Yes dudes.
We had it.
In the Tavant technologies, power went off when they were taking the interview. The Inverter went off too. Bad luck.
And guys had their interviews in candle light for almost forty minutes.
So,there are lots of yaadein. Some are personal too.But I want to convey a message to all my fellows who were with me in the cell. You were the best. I love you all.
Saurabh wanted me to have a say for all our friends including juniors. I just want to give you all an example of my interview with the CSC, which eventually took me.
“Describe Sawan.” they asked.
“Cool”
“How ?”
“To be jolly, try to face problems with patience and getting good marks in academics, I feel it’s cool.”
“Any role model ?”
“No”
“Why ?”
“I don’t like anyone, when i start to have role models, they keep changing.”
“ Sure, not a single role model ?”
“Hitler.”
“Objective?”
“No”
“What ?”
“I believe in present, not future.”
“Great.”
So, I want to say all of you, be cool and well poised every time. And above all be honest to yourself and everyone.
Nobody likes show offs.